- When can you go as fast as aracing car?
- 什么时候你能像跑车一样快?
When you're in it
- Why doi birds fly south?
- 鸟为什么往南飞?
It's too far to walk
- Why does the Statue of Lib-erty stand in New York harbou?
- 自由女神为何矗立在纽约港湾?
Because it can't sit down
- Who works only one day in a year butnever gets fired?
- 谁一年只上一天却不会被开除?
Santa Claus
- What color is the wind?
- 风是什么颜色?
The wind blew
- Who will be your real friend, a poor friend or a rich one?
- 贫穷的朋友和富贵的朋友,谁会成为你真正的朋友?
A poor friend,
because a friend in need is a friend indeed
- What comes before six?
- 六前面是什么?
The milkman
- Which can move faster, heat or cold?
- 冷和热谁跑得快?
Heat, because you can catch cold
- How long is a shoe, usually?
- 一般鞋有多长?
A little more than a foot long
- What did the big chimney say to the little chimney while working?
- 工作时大烟囱对小烟囱说些什么?
You’re too young to smoke
- What’s the smallest room in the World?
- 世界上什么房间最小?
A mushroom
- Who is closer to you, your mom or your dad?
- 爸爸和妈妈谁和你更亲?
Mom is closer, because dad is farther
- What month do soldiers hate?
- 当兵的不喜欢几月份?
March
- How many feet are there in a yard?
- 一码有多少英尺?
It depends on how many people stand in the yard
- What is heavier in summer than in winter?
- 什么东西夏天比冬天重?
heavy adj.
- What clothing is always sad?
- 什么衣服总是伤感的?
Blue Jeans
- How many legs do horses have?
- 马有几条腿?
six legs--forelegs in front and two in back
- What fruit is never found singly?
- 什么水果永远不会是单个的?
A pear
- What kind of clothes lasts the longest?
- 什么衣服穿得最久?
Underwear, because it’s never worn out.
- What is higher without a head than with a head?
- 什么东西无头反比有头高?
a pillow枕头
- What is dark but made by light?
- 什么东西是黑暗的但却是由光制造的?
A shadow影子
- What large instrument do you carry in your ears?
- 你带什么大型仪器在你的耳朵?
Drums鼓
- What person tried to make you smile most of the time?
- 什么人利用大多的时间努力让你微笑?
A photographer摄影师